South America is dangerous, but Central America is more dangerous.

I asked Max for the blow-up bat and I started defending myself against 18 balloons that were intent on taking the rest of the notes in my pockets.

They knew I had twenty grand in greenbacks and I was peeling them back like a chimpanzee let loose in a banana plantation.

Not all of them had silicone.

Most of them were naturals.

The fact that most of the whores blew up their lips with a car pump was beyond the point.

Though I was drunk I was totally under control.

Eighteen boobs accounted for 9 chicks, the hottest south of Texas.

Hooters would want to recruit them.

Actually I posted selfies with the lot of them and Hooters got back to me immediately.

'Full time and bonuses, just wired $50 grand into your account.'

You could probably see that I had a working relationship with them.

I felt those blow-up lips going down on me.

Three at a time.

Those hundred dollar notes just slipped out of my hands and were placed on their oiled up boobies.

I'm a real gentleman that way.


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