'He's been sneaking into the brothels,' said one Korean.
'He sometimes dresses up as Batman,' said another.
I heard he also invited porn stars on cultural trips.
He was a real horn dog, our Rocket Man.
I had an idea where he'd be tonight.
He never screwed in his own back yard.
And the Western Media were oblivious to Rocket Man's Blooming Flower movement.
'He basically wants to fuck anything that moves.'
Some called it nectar gathering, other's called it plain whoremongering.
If the behavior of the South Koreans in the Philippines was anything to go by, this made perfect sense.
'He sometimes dresses up as Batman,' said another.
I heard he also invited porn stars on cultural trips.
He was a real horn dog, our Rocket Man.
I had an idea where he'd be tonight.
He never screwed in his own back yard.
And the Western Media were oblivious to Rocket Man's Blooming Flower movement.
'He basically wants to fuck anything that moves.'
Some called it nectar gathering, other's called it plain whoremongering.
If the behavior of the South Koreans in the Philippines was anything to go by, this made perfect sense.
