'Which one would you like,' asked the sweeter one of the three whores who work at my hotel.
I really couldn't answer. A and B were out of the question, just too burnt out. But C, who had asked me the question, was looking tastier by the minute.
Resist, resist, don't break the cardinal rule of shitting on your front doorstep.
Surely there are exceptions?
Resist, you gotta bad knee and can't afford to twist it again.
Stick to what you are best at.
Wanking?
Yeah, each wank is cash in the bank.
Sounded very sensible to me. And my knee would really thank me.
I still had a few back issues of Diamond Jackson to watch.
I'd have to keep the volume down.
Now I keep on hearing a noise next door.
Its like the bed is moving and shaking.
It's a shag hotel, says Thomas the receptionist.
Things were really making sense.
'Mostly Malays coming with their girlfriends.'
Premarital sex?
'Yep, something like that.'
Under Islam law, if they get caught doing that....
'They must get married, but being a Chinese hotel, the Malays respect the discretion accorded to them.'
You mean the Chinese value hard cash over morality?
'Yep.'
How interesting.
I really couldn't answer. A and B were out of the question, just too burnt out. But C, who had asked me the question, was looking tastier by the minute.
Resist, resist, don't break the cardinal rule of shitting on your front doorstep.
Surely there are exceptions?
Resist, you gotta bad knee and can't afford to twist it again.
Stick to what you are best at.
Wanking?
Yeah, each wank is cash in the bank.
Sounded very sensible to me. And my knee would really thank me.
I still had a few back issues of Diamond Jackson to watch.
I'd have to keep the volume down.
Now I keep on hearing a noise next door.
Its like the bed is moving and shaking.
It's a shag hotel, says Thomas the receptionist.
Things were really making sense.
'Mostly Malays coming with their girlfriends.'
Premarital sex?
'Yep, something like that.'
Under Islam law, if they get caught doing that....
'They must get married, but being a Chinese hotel, the Malays respect the discretion accorded to them.'
You mean the Chinese value hard cash over morality?
'Yep.'
How interesting.
