I'm going for bust.
Twelve crowns. That's right, 12 porcelain crowns.
I'm in the Philipines and Mr John says if my 'new' smile doesn't pull a babe, he'll refund me.
For the last two months, I was moping around Borneo, the Malaysia side.
I didn't have a purpose, at least on the Indonesia side, I had about three weeks of appointments with a dentist.
Most of the work done by her is being ground down and replaced with crowns.
'But she did well getting rid of your infections.'
He says my gums are superb. 'No diabetes. Your immune system is good too.'
He did find a cavity that the Indonesian dentist forgot.
I'm counting my loses and going for bust.
So far I've got half of the twelve teeth ground down and the rest will be done on Monday.
Mr John advises me to avoid the Jolly Bee end of the street.
'If you want your teeth done without a knife wound, just stay this side of the street.'
He knows all the guards.
And he says if I listen to him, I might just get on that plane in a few weeks with a winning smile.
Dentists like Dr. John don't come any nicer, do they?
'You might even pull a free fuck,' he says if I get a haircut and buy a new set of street clobber.
There is hope, I can smell it. It smells like victory.
Twelve crowns. That's right, 12 porcelain crowns.
I'm in the Philipines and Mr John says if my 'new' smile doesn't pull a babe, he'll refund me.
For the last two months, I was moping around Borneo, the Malaysia side.
I didn't have a purpose, at least on the Indonesia side, I had about three weeks of appointments with a dentist.
Most of the work done by her is being ground down and replaced with crowns.
'But she did well getting rid of your infections.'
He says my gums are superb. 'No diabetes. Your immune system is good too.'
He did find a cavity that the Indonesian dentist forgot.
I'm counting my loses and going for bust.
So far I've got half of the twelve teeth ground down and the rest will be done on Monday.
Mr John advises me to avoid the Jolly Bee end of the street.
'If you want your teeth done without a knife wound, just stay this side of the street.'
He knows all the guards.
And he says if I listen to him, I might just get on that plane in a few weeks with a winning smile.
Dentists like Dr. John don't come any nicer, do they?
'You might even pull a free fuck,' he says if I get a haircut and buy a new set of street clobber.
There is hope, I can smell it. It smells like victory.
