The Road Kill tour is a state of mind.
I have many states of mind.
'You are hire.'
Everyone in the industry moved on during the pandemic.
No one wanted to hump road cases except my dog.
I called this dearth of workers Scape the Bottom of the Barrel.
If you scraped hard enough, you'd find pond scum.
Then if you scaped even deeper in the barrel, you'd find me.
Vanya Vetto.
Yep, I'd do it.
Yep, I put my hand up.
Yep, why not.
I might not be the youngest, the most qualified, but one thing you could say about me, I'd always be on the bottom of the barrel.
Reporting for duty, sir.
