That lady at the pool with the big tits was from Big Tit Hit Squad.
'Would you like me to squirt for you?'
They always ask that before taking out a hit.
'It wouldn't be a bad way to die,' said Max.
'She'd cut your cock off and put it on the barbie,' I said.
'And she'd wash it down with a beer,' said Max.
The Philippines was never a good place to be.
It was a place where you could come unhinged pretty fast.
But fuck it I said, 'I'd love to see your squirting capabilities.'
'My friend would like to squirt too.'
Was this an invitation?
They prided themselves on being prettier than anywhere else in Cebu.
'And you aren't going to find out,' said Max, who dragged me out of the complex and shoved me into the helicopter.
'She was going to kill you.'
I might have got a heart attack fucking for squirt gold.
'Didn't you see her spike your drink?'
To be honest, I was too busy looking at her big tits to have noticed.
'Would you like me to squirt for you?'
They always ask that before taking out a hit.
'It wouldn't be a bad way to die,' said Max.
'She'd cut your cock off and put it on the barbie,' I said.
'And she'd wash it down with a beer,' said Max.
The Philippines was never a good place to be.
It was a place where you could come unhinged pretty fast.
But fuck it I said, 'I'd love to see your squirting capabilities.'
'My friend would like to squirt too.'
Was this an invitation?
They prided themselves on being prettier than anywhere else in Cebu.
'And you aren't going to find out,' said Max, who dragged me out of the complex and shoved me into the helicopter.
'She was going to kill you.'
I might have got a heart attack fucking for squirt gold.
'Didn't you see her spike your drink?'
To be honest, I was too busy looking at her big tits to have noticed.
