Most of the islanders were Hooter strippers.
It was a planned trip to Hawai for one of Obama's famous bachelor parties.
Obama as MC was usually invited to say things like 'Just Do It' and then get paid $500 000 for ten minutes of motivational talk.
'I'm black and became President.'
Automatically another $100 000 was deposited into his bank account.
The Hooter Cheerleaders, that's what they called themselves on stage, disappeared on a Delta flight to Hawai.
No one knew how they disappeared.
Some suspected they hid in the roof of the plane, that was separated by overhead luggage compartments.
All this was told to me by an oracle.
Her name was Daphene.
'I bet my tits are bigger than yours,' she said to Cindy.
After some tit rubbing, back and forward, they took off their bikinis and oiled up.
'Let the fucking show begin,' said Max, who couldn't wait to report to Langley that he had found the disappearing Hooter girls.
'Expect a visit to the White House after this one,' he said.
'But my tits are bigger than yours.'
This went on all night until their nipples were rubbed raw.
I think I came in my pants ten times that night.
It was a planned trip to Hawai for one of Obama's famous bachelor parties.
Obama as MC was usually invited to say things like 'Just Do It' and then get paid $500 000 for ten minutes of motivational talk.
'I'm black and became President.'
Automatically another $100 000 was deposited into his bank account.
The Hooter Cheerleaders, that's what they called themselves on stage, disappeared on a Delta flight to Hawai.
No one knew how they disappeared.
Some suspected they hid in the roof of the plane, that was separated by overhead luggage compartments.
All this was told to me by an oracle.
Her name was Daphene.
'I bet my tits are bigger than yours,' she said to Cindy.
After some tit rubbing, back and forward, they took off their bikinis and oiled up.
'Let the fucking show begin,' said Max, who couldn't wait to report to Langley that he had found the disappearing Hooter girls.
'Expect a visit to the White House after this one,' he said.
'But my tits are bigger than yours.'
This went on all night until their nipples were rubbed raw.
I think I came in my pants ten times that night.
