I didn't lose weight.
'Better off keeping it on,' said Max.
Why's that?
'Women love a cuddly teddy bear.'
We left Jeffrey in Moscow with a wad of cash.
Three was a crowd, except in the sack.
I have no idea where Max plans to take us next.
The narrative had to go on.
'How about Saigon?'
Seemed as good a place as any.
'Remember, hookers delivered on Honda motorbikes.'
Max was telling me about his friend Mary Jane and how she lost fifteen kilograms just from rooting.
'And healthier than those pills you are taking.'
These pills had hijacked my life.
'And she's about to hijack your ball sack.'
We were in downtown Saigon and two hot bitches arrived on motorbikes.
At the same time, Pizza Hut delivered our pizzas.
We ordered some beers from the hotel.
And the party began.
We had four deliveries that night.
The Vietnamese are trim.
And they love white meat.
White lives matter in this part of the world.
'Better off keeping it on,' said Max.
Why's that?
'Women love a cuddly teddy bear.'
We left Jeffrey in Moscow with a wad of cash.
Three was a crowd, except in the sack.
I have no idea where Max plans to take us next.
The narrative had to go on.
'How about Saigon?'
Seemed as good a place as any.
'Remember, hookers delivered on Honda motorbikes.'
Max was telling me about his friend Mary Jane and how she lost fifteen kilograms just from rooting.
'And healthier than those pills you are taking.'
These pills had hijacked my life.
'And she's about to hijack your ball sack.'
We were in downtown Saigon and two hot bitches arrived on motorbikes.
At the same time, Pizza Hut delivered our pizzas.
We ordered some beers from the hotel.
And the party began.
We had four deliveries that night.
The Vietnamese are trim.
And they love white meat.
White lives matter in this part of the world.
