There was a very dark secret on the Falkland Islands that the British tabloids would lap up, if only they knew.
Most of the females had left the island just before the war with Argentina in 1983.
There was a shortness of women and an abundance of sheep.
The dirty secret was Argentina's weapon against Great Britain.
Boris Johnson was onto it.
After leaving Europe, he had control of his decisions.
There were aging bachelors on the island, The Sheep Shagging Report said, and it was suggested that someone scout the bars in Thailand to find some good breeding stock.
The Thai women would be given British citizenship and a land title and house.
Those bar girls from Essan were preferred as they had rice farming skills.
And the bar girls could invite their family, which meant other bar girls.
The British government would even transplant Thai go-go bars to The Falklands and make sure the shops were stocked with canned and fresh Thai produce.
There would be no bar girl going without somtdam, the spicy Thai mango salad, the report concluded.
Most of the females had left the island just before the war with Argentina in 1983.
There was a shortness of women and an abundance of sheep.
The dirty secret was Argentina's weapon against Great Britain.
Boris Johnson was onto it.
After leaving Europe, he had control of his decisions.
There were aging bachelors on the island, The Sheep Shagging Report said, and it was suggested that someone scout the bars in Thailand to find some good breeding stock.
The Thai women would be given British citizenship and a land title and house.
Those bar girls from Essan were preferred as they had rice farming skills.
And the bar girls could invite their family, which meant other bar girls.
The British government would even transplant Thai go-go bars to The Falklands and make sure the shops were stocked with canned and fresh Thai produce.
There would be no bar girl going without somtdam, the spicy Thai mango salad, the report concluded.
