Argentina seemed like a nice place to visit.
At least there, they spoke real Spanish.
Don't get me wrong, I love the Portuguese, nicest people you are ever going to meet.
Come to think about it, I didn't particularly like the Spanish that much.
I hated the Serbians even more.
At twenty thousand feet above the rugged mountains of the Argentinia interior, Max said that he had a real surprise for me.
'There are Nazis all over the joint and they have joined up with ISIS in carving out their slice in the drug and arms trade.'
I also heard they had big titted blondes who behaved like they were from the Motherland.
'Yes,' said Max, ' they work as high-class hookers and double up as assassins.'
'Did they kill the Israel Ambassador,' I asked.
'You aren't half as dumb as I thought,' said Max, who was still glowing from his time with Bianca.
At least there, they spoke real Spanish.
Don't get me wrong, I love the Portuguese, nicest people you are ever going to meet.
Come to think about it, I didn't particularly like the Spanish that much.
I hated the Serbians even more.
At twenty thousand feet above the rugged mountains of the Argentinia interior, Max said that he had a real surprise for me.
'There are Nazis all over the joint and they have joined up with ISIS in carving out their slice in the drug and arms trade.'
I also heard they had big titted blondes who behaved like they were from the Motherland.
'Yes,' said Max, ' they work as high-class hookers and double up as assassins.'
'Did they kill the Israel Ambassador,' I asked.
'You aren't half as dumb as I thought,' said Max, who was still glowing from his time with Bianca.
