I rebooked a direct flight to Moscow, stopping over at Berlin for refueling.
Latin America needed to settle down.
Never seen such a desperate people so hungry for US dollars.
All this anti-American tirade was just nonsense.
I refused to wear a mask.
I had pneumonia when it was just a sickness that 'other' poor unfortunate suckers get.
I was immune.
Having Dengue and Malaria and kicking Hepatitis C and fucking bareback over a 1000 hot Asian babes and still testing HIV negative, my immune system was working hard for me and Corona-19 wouldn't even reach twenty in my book.
I had once tasted a Russian.
She was so preoccupied with sanity that fingering was even out of the question.
Still, she was a good fuck and I could tell she wanted me to take off her safety gloves and fuck her senseless.
What we read about Russians in the media doesn't add up to how they really are.
I heard that in most of Eastern Europe, the men were too busy getting drunk on high alcohol liquor which meant little time for servicing their womenfolk.
I also heard that if you had either an American or Australian accent, the girls almost stripped off their bras, asking you to get it on.
I say get it off.
Moscow was going to be a real treat.
I had a bit of Ivan the Terrible DNA in me and it was time to work on recruiting for Big Tit Inc, that was Max's last request before I pissed off from the sheep shagging island on the fringes of Antarctica.
Latin America needed to settle down.
Never seen such a desperate people so hungry for US dollars.
All this anti-American tirade was just nonsense.
I refused to wear a mask.
I had pneumonia when it was just a sickness that 'other' poor unfortunate suckers get.
I was immune.
Having Dengue and Malaria and kicking Hepatitis C and fucking bareback over a 1000 hot Asian babes and still testing HIV negative, my immune system was working hard for me and Corona-19 wouldn't even reach twenty in my book.
I had once tasted a Russian.
She was so preoccupied with sanity that fingering was even out of the question.
Still, she was a good fuck and I could tell she wanted me to take off her safety gloves and fuck her senseless.
What we read about Russians in the media doesn't add up to how they really are.
I heard that in most of Eastern Europe, the men were too busy getting drunk on high alcohol liquor which meant little time for servicing their womenfolk.
I also heard that if you had either an American or Australian accent, the girls almost stripped off their bras, asking you to get it on.
I say get it off.
Moscow was going to be a real treat.
I had a bit of Ivan the Terrible DNA in me and it was time to work on recruiting for Big Tit Inc, that was Max's last request before I pissed off from the sheep shagging island on the fringes of Antarctica.