Vung Tau has a bit of a Rio feel to it.
I had paid off the local pollies and they replaced Jesus with a statue of DJ JG.
'Perfect rendition of myself,' said the DJ who seemed happy the way things were progressing.
Watch out for the snakes, I told production crew, who consisted of me, Max and JG.
I had a giant blow-up effigy of Najib and Mahathir made up.
I knew the Vietnamese wouldn't give a fuck.
So long as we portrayed them in a good light, slagging off neighbor politicians would do the job, they would leave us to our own devices.
So JG stood on the hill, arms outspread, and once we blew up Najib and Mahathir, and aimed the spotlights at the floating blobs, the remote hills of Vung Tau that use to be a French fort, was now looking more like a theme park.
'Now that's more like Nam', said a noodle seller, who we said could be the sole supplier of noodles if he helped us set up the speakers, the stage and tables and chairs.
I had paid off the local pollies and they replaced Jesus with a statue of DJ JG.
'Perfect rendition of myself,' said the DJ who seemed happy the way things were progressing.
Watch out for the snakes, I told production crew, who consisted of me, Max and JG.
I had a giant blow-up effigy of Najib and Mahathir made up.
I knew the Vietnamese wouldn't give a fuck.
So long as we portrayed them in a good light, slagging off neighbor politicians would do the job, they would leave us to our own devices.
So JG stood on the hill, arms outspread, and once we blew up Najib and Mahathir, and aimed the spotlights at the floating blobs, the remote hills of Vung Tau that use to be a French fort, was now looking more like a theme park.
'Now that's more like Nam', said a noodle seller, who we said could be the sole supplier of noodles if he helped us set up the speakers, the stage and tables and chairs.
