I had met photographers in Asia, middle-aged Western men, who before arriving in the Far East didn't know the difference between a digital and film camera.

They printed up cards, usually saying fashion model for Fashion TV, with a nice Manhatten address on it that wasn't traceable, how can anyone trace Carnegie Hall?

And they fucked the models, fresh ones, every fucking day.

They'd take photos without film.

Or if they had a digital camera, they'd take photos with the camera off.

Then they'd ask the models to come around in the evening, preferably dressed up for a naughty night shoot.

"Dang,' the photographer would say, 'we need to  do another shoot.'

Saying that the battery was flat, worked like a charm. 

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