I caught up with my friend Marco who was drinking margaritas and 'people watching through chicken wire.'
'Watch the dam video,' he said, 'then the quote won't sound so clumsy.'
I was in Angeles.
I had to escape Manila.
Tanya just couldn't get enough.
I was rubbed raw.
Even the Viagra refused to work.
Tanya needed someone younger and with more stamina.
And I needed some downtime in Angeles.
You might have heard of Clarkson base.
You may not have, either.
'This isn't the time for history lessons,' said Marco, who was taking me to a pool party.
'You pay 600 pesos for the entrance fee and that includes two drinks.'
Marco was the man.
He had a loyal following on Youtube and tells it as it is.
'Keep it present, my man.'
He was educated too.
'Keep it present, my man.'
He is educated too.
'Now are you ready to have your fucking socks blown off?'
I was wearing a pair of red socks.
'So long as there are no floaties in the pool,' I humbly replied.
I could feel my energy levels rising.
'You'll need it,' said Marco.
Whatever that meant, I duly paid my entrance fee and now we were sitting at a table by the pool.
'Watch the dam video,' he said, 'then the quote won't sound so clumsy.'
I was in Angeles.
I had to escape Manila.
Tanya just couldn't get enough.
I was rubbed raw.
Even the Viagra refused to work.
Tanya needed someone younger and with more stamina.
And I needed some downtime in Angeles.
You might have heard of Clarkson base.
You may not have, either.
'This isn't the time for history lessons,' said Marco, who was taking me to a pool party.
'You pay 600 pesos for the entrance fee and that includes two drinks.'
Marco was the man.
He had a loyal following on Youtube and tells it as it is.
'Keep it present, my man.'
He was educated too.
'Keep it present, my man.'
He is educated too.
'Now are you ready to have your fucking socks blown off?'
I was wearing a pair of red socks.
'So long as there are no floaties in the pool,' I humbly replied.
I could feel my energy levels rising.
'You'll need it,' said Marco.
Whatever that meant, I duly paid my entrance fee and now we were sitting at a table by the pool.
