I let out a ripper.
'Waz that you Frank?'
No, it was Candice.
Candice said it was Caprice.
So what was a harmless fart turned into a fanny fart.
This was getting interesting.
'I only fanny fart when I'm being pumped hard.'
Was that an invitation, I asked, looking at the adorable twins.
'It is if you take this,' said Caprice, who handed me a purple pill.
I had a hunch that farting turned on women in ways that most men weren't aware of.
It showed a woman that a man didn't take himself too serious.
'Waz that you Frank?'
No, it was Candice.
Candice said it was Caprice.
So what was a harmless fart turned into a fanny fart.
This was getting interesting.
'I only fanny fart when I'm being pumped hard.'
Was that an invitation, I asked, looking at the adorable twins.
'It is if you take this,' said Caprice, who handed me a purple pill.
I had a hunch that farting turned on women in ways that most men weren't aware of.
It showed a woman that a man didn't take himself too serious.
