I had the little Mayan statue I stole from Guatemala in my bag.
Also, I had the Dresden Codex.
I had a hunch that some kind of message would be revealed to me.
There were lots of hidden gold and the directions were on the codex.
If the bevy of karaoke singers went crazy at the sight of the Mayan god of destruction, then the codex should reveal where the gold was buried.
'And you might get a blow job too.'
That's right Max.
I lifted up the statue in my right hand.
The twenty or so girls just stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
'They are nothing but gold diggers and want it,' said Max.
'Not until I get a blow job,' I said, as I analyzed the codex.
Coordinates revealed themselves. Just like the ones Google Maps used.
'Boy those Mayans were smart boys,' said Max.
'Fuck oaf,' I said as I dragged Max out of the establishment.
'We need to hit Borobudur temple now, ' I said, 'and according to the codex, there's a tonne of Mayan gold stashed somewhere under the temple.'
I showed Max the coordinates which glowed in a subdued neon blue and double-checked them on Google Maps, yes, twenty kilometers west of Jogjakarta.
Perfect.
'Hay, mister, you not pay bill.'
I threw the gold statue at them.
And the hostess with the mostess caught it.
I'd be back to visit those big knockers, very soon.
'Keep the change.'
And we were off, on another adventure.
Also, I had the Dresden Codex.
I had a hunch that some kind of message would be revealed to me.
There were lots of hidden gold and the directions were on the codex.
If the bevy of karaoke singers went crazy at the sight of the Mayan god of destruction, then the codex should reveal where the gold was buried.
'And you might get a blow job too.'
That's right Max.
I lifted up the statue in my right hand.
The twenty or so girls just stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
'They are nothing but gold diggers and want it,' said Max.
'Not until I get a blow job,' I said, as I analyzed the codex.
Coordinates revealed themselves. Just like the ones Google Maps used.
'Boy those Mayans were smart boys,' said Max.
'Fuck oaf,' I said as I dragged Max out of the establishment.
'We need to hit Borobudur temple now, ' I said, 'and according to the codex, there's a tonne of Mayan gold stashed somewhere under the temple.'
I showed Max the coordinates which glowed in a subdued neon blue and double-checked them on Google Maps, yes, twenty kilometers west of Jogjakarta.
Perfect.
'Hay, mister, you not pay bill.'
I threw the gold statue at them.
And the hostess with the mostess caught it.
I'd be back to visit those big knockers, very soon.
'Keep the change.'
And we were off, on another adventure.
