I recruited an 81 year old Euroasian, who spoke a dozen languages, had twenty twenty vision and knew how to play a dumb old lady and keep her mouth fucking shut.
'Mind your language,' she said, as she dashed from the kitchen to her bed room, putting away her knives.
'We can always buy you some more knives if someone breaks in,' I said.
'Not on my shift,' she said, 'I have a better idea, why don't you download my security app and you can keep an eye on any suspicious activity.
Rosa was assigned to infiltrate the 'Love Babes,' a criminal syndicate that worked out of Kuala Lumpur and Jakarta.
Rosa had a hunchback, bad teeth, and was wise and wrinkled.
'You'll get away with more shit than if you were a babe with big fun bags.'
Rosa didn't want to rot away in a nursing home.
If she did, it would really be a waste.
Langley loved the idea.
Max doted on her.
'So I suppose you can call me Mary-Jane Bond now!'
Rosa wasn't short of humor either.
