The Samurai girl eventually woke up.
'What the fuck,' she said.
I couldn't figure it out until I looked at the other girls working the room, delivering drinks.
They were waitresses too.
How can we make up for it, I said to Ms. Samurai.
Tanya Chung licked her lips on the stage and signaled the waitress with her hooked finger to come join the big league.
Can you imagine what happened next?
'She won the fucking competition once she stripped off her gown, or whatever the fuck she was wearing.'
'I hope she didn't pull off her work clothes.'
It's what she had under her work clothes that concerned me.
No Max, she only had a g-string on.
'And a bra?'
I swear to god Max had been drugged. He wasn't making sense.
But all I know is that the bra was rather largish, you could sail a little six-foot dinghy with it, which gives you an idea of the size of her super boobs.
'That's a hyperbole.'
It wasn't an exaggeration.
She was Boobi-liscious.
Now I was wondering if I had been drugged too.
Just what did the North Koreans put in the whiskey bottle that we had been swigging until it was finished?
'I'm 36 double d,' said the waitress, 'and my name is Asuko, I am 21 and I want to be a Fitness Girl.' That's when she pulled off her robe and let us see, WITH OUR OWN EYES, how FIT her BOOBS really WERE!!!!
'Always the drama queen,' said Max to me as he pulled out his wallet walked up to the stage and gave Asuko the pitch for working for Big Tit Inc.
'You'll get bonuses too,' he said, as he handed her a card and a wad of notes.
'I do,' she replied.
'It's not a fucking marriage proposal,' said Tanya who suggested we go back to the hotel and have some adult beverages and talk about her role.
Oh it's so much more I thought.
I could tell Tanya Chung was into it too.
She had the racks and the killer look in her.
What do you mean, killer, asked Tanya, 'if you mean a set of firm 36 Double E cups is a killer, then I suppose you're right.'
I ignored her flirting, was excited about it too and turned to Asuko, 'you can come along too so we can go over the fine print of the contract.'
I really didn't want her feeling left out.
Max was all over Asuko, getting booby hugs and rubs while the press was going mad. We'd make the nightly news tonight and what social credits we did have would soon be in the red.
Of course the Koreans followed. They needed cheering up or calming down, depending on how you looked at our botch up mission.
'What the fuck,' she said.
I couldn't figure it out until I looked at the other girls working the room, delivering drinks.
They were waitresses too.
How can we make up for it, I said to Ms. Samurai.
Tanya Chung licked her lips on the stage and signaled the waitress with her hooked finger to come join the big league.
Can you imagine what happened next?
'She won the fucking competition once she stripped off her gown, or whatever the fuck she was wearing.'
'I hope she didn't pull off her work clothes.'
It's what she had under her work clothes that concerned me.
No Max, she only had a g-string on.
'And a bra?'
I swear to god Max had been drugged. He wasn't making sense.
But all I know is that the bra was rather largish, you could sail a little six-foot dinghy with it, which gives you an idea of the size of her super boobs.
'That's a hyperbole.'
It wasn't an exaggeration.
She was Boobi-liscious.
Now I was wondering if I had been drugged too.
Just what did the North Koreans put in the whiskey bottle that we had been swigging until it was finished?
'I'm 36 double d,' said the waitress, 'and my name is Asuko, I am 21 and I want to be a Fitness Girl.' That's when she pulled off her robe and let us see, WITH OUR OWN EYES, how FIT her BOOBS really WERE!!!!
'Always the drama queen,' said Max to me as he pulled out his wallet walked up to the stage and gave Asuko the pitch for working for Big Tit Inc.
'You'll get bonuses too,' he said, as he handed her a card and a wad of notes.
'I do,' she replied.
'It's not a fucking marriage proposal,' said Tanya who suggested we go back to the hotel and have some adult beverages and talk about her role.
Oh it's so much more I thought.
I could tell Tanya Chung was into it too.
She had the racks and the killer look in her.
What do you mean, killer, asked Tanya, 'if you mean a set of firm 36 Double E cups is a killer, then I suppose you're right.'
I ignored her flirting, was excited about it too and turned to Asuko, 'you can come along too so we can go over the fine print of the contract.'
I really didn't want her feeling left out.
Max was all over Asuko, getting booby hugs and rubs while the press was going mad. We'd make the nightly news tonight and what social credits we did have would soon be in the red.
Of course the Koreans followed. They needed cheering up or calming down, depending on how you looked at our botch up mission.
