Then what happened, asked Frank, who was enchanted by Cindy and Nova, as they waited on Jack and Max, hand and foot, while telling their extraordinary tale.
'We'd have to kill you, if you told you,' they both said in a rehearsed chorus.
Jack put down his fork, he was eating a salad, with a juicy tomotato smothered in olive oil and continued in a measured tone.
'Azzi evenuatlly got his ticket to Australia,' he said, ' and he married crack head to get his permanent residency. He's just realised that the grass isn't always sweeter on the other side. He's been accused of wife bashing, had restraining orders and now he's spending time in jail cos his crack head wife accused him of raping her and the coppers believed it. He didn't have a passport to return back to Australia, cos his crack head wife had burnt it and he's now a very misserable prick. But I'm talking with Department of Home Affairs who have issued him with a emergency passsport, and the latest is that Azzi will arrive some time tonight. I offered him a position as a bar tender and I may even recruit him.'
'We'd have to kill you, if you told you,' they both said in a rehearsed chorus.
Jack put down his fork, he was eating a salad, with a juicy tomotato smothered in olive oil and continued in a measured tone.
'Azzi evenuatlly got his ticket to Australia,' he said, ' and he married crack head to get his permanent residency. He's just realised that the grass isn't always sweeter on the other side. He's been accused of wife bashing, had restraining orders and now he's spending time in jail cos his crack head wife accused him of raping her and the coppers believed it. He didn't have a passport to return back to Australia, cos his crack head wife had burnt it and he's now a very misserable prick. But I'm talking with Department of Home Affairs who have issued him with a emergency passsport, and the latest is that Azzi will arrive some time tonight. I offered him a position as a bar tender and I may even recruit him.'
