'Stand up straight boys, 'said Frank who was physically being affected by all the glam pussy in the room and all the pheromones that were being squirted every time a hot Filipino woman spread her legs, which was often.
They really knew how to tease the mostly old fart western clientele, thought Frank, who continued. 'I'm told that if lobsters have a good posture, they release more serotonin, which attracts the opposite sex who want to mate with them and produce healthy straight-back offspring.'
'You're talking about the ideas of that redneck writer from Alberto, aren't you? ' asked Kumar who straightened up his back. He was more cultured than he let on. And he was beelining to a table full of transvestites, post-op, with massive tits that acted as a beacon to ships that had lost their way in a foggy night.
'Yep, ' says Frank, ' It's Jordan Peterson. I was so inspired by him that I decided to put an end to my ten-year wank-athon on crack and do something with my life.'
