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The Philipinos don't like it much.
'They are crabs,' says Dr. John.
A crab is someone who wants you to be a bottom feeder.
'They'll never rejoice in your happiness.'
The Philipinos abroad are a misrepresentation of the good honest folk back in the Philipines who decided to give their country a go.
Operation Escape Philipines has been going on for too long, he says
'But when our president doubles the pay of teachers, I'm sure there'll be a clause, 'don't employ those who escaped for more money.'
They are little opportunistic whores, groveling and crawling up the asses of the Thais, I say.
'Most of them are teaching on fake degrees,' he says, saying they make good fake copies in the Philipines too.
I can't say much about their Iphone 10, though.
He tells me so far the army, the police force and certain public sectors like public banking have received a 100 percent pay rise.
Dr. John is glad the Philipines is having a revival.
'My client at the bank down the road says in the last few quarters the economy has been growing at double figures.'
I said that my initial impression of the Philipines was lousy.
'Our expats are crabs,' he says. 'They are our worse enemy, telling the world that the Philipines is a useless third world backwater.'
Another thing, these Philipino teachers in Thailand are really good at disinformation, saying that English is the official language.
'Bull shit, most of them speak Tagalog, and then English, just to sound cool.'
Those expats have a lot to answer for?
'Not the best of ambassadors,' he says.
He wants the Philipines to have dignity and respect.
'And the only way we can do that is not let those bastards who abandoned ship back into the country.'
Have you ever tried to run for local office?