Who the fuck is Jacob Hunt?
You don't want to know, trust me. If that cunt ever pays you a visit, you are totally fucked.
He's out to destroy.
His appetite for drugs is insatiable. Show any acts of kindness, the cunt will embed himself into your life.
He's the Cable Guy. No, he doesn't read his emails. He does the bare minimum. All his energy is put into stealing your money.
No one messes with Jacob Hunt.
He's a walking Bull Shit Unit. He has the right role for the right job.
One day he'll woo you. The next he'll bash you. Then the next, he'll want you to fuck his tight ass.
In short, Jacob Hunt is the two inched cock Maori who is making a splash around the trashy southern Brisbane neighbourhoods.
It's only a matter of time before the police pin him down on a real charge.
Only a matter of time....
He's the Cable Guy.
Jacob Hunt won't stop at anything until you are evicted. Only then can he rummage through your stuff.
He's got style. But it's only a matter of time, before Jacob Hunt's Enterprise is shut down. Only a matter of time... that he's back in jail being butt fucked. And he knows it...
