Now this is just plain disturbing.
I know a good lawyer in Bangkok if you are in the pickle.
Just wire him the $10 000 and say it's for someone who helped you out.
Then a few calls will be made, and if you are lucky, they might let you fly back to the UK.
But first sign over the apartment in my name.
'Sometimes fact is weirder than fiction.'
That's right Jodric. And lucky you are hiding behind a name.
I think I'm the only person who knows who you really are.