Oh my, you are looking trim.
Were they just voices in my head or did Claudine really mean it?
Claudine, codeine, ephedrine, they were all addictive.
'I mean it,' she said, as she continued encouraging me to do more sit-ups.
'Ten fucking more,' she said when I started cheating by only doing a half crunch.
'Another ten,' she said, rubbing my head between her crutch.
She was a real motivational personal trainer.
And she was in demand.
She was results orientated.
She only got married last month.
But she was already asking where I lived and if I had a family.
I'm totally alone, I said, seeing if she'd pick up on the virtual signaling.
'No, I didn't pick up on that nonsense term, but I have noticed your hard-on is obvious.'
What should be done about that, I asked.
'Another thousand crunches,' she said, 'then we'll see if you have a hard-on or a die- on.'
Her training skills were in demand.
A blonde, in her twenties, from Hungry, always wearing tight lycra tracksuit paints, Claudine was everyone's speed of choice.
Were they just voices in my head or did Claudine really mean it?
Claudine, codeine, ephedrine, they were all addictive.
'I mean it,' she said, as she continued encouraging me to do more sit-ups.
'Ten fucking more,' she said when I started cheating by only doing a half crunch.
'Another ten,' she said, rubbing my head between her crutch.
She was a real motivational personal trainer.
And she was in demand.
She was results orientated.
She only got married last month.
But she was already asking where I lived and if I had a family.
I'm totally alone, I said, seeing if she'd pick up on the virtual signaling.
'No, I didn't pick up on that nonsense term, but I have noticed your hard-on is obvious.'
What should be done about that, I asked.
'Another thousand crunches,' she said, 'then we'll see if you have a hard-on or a die- on.'
Her training skills were in demand.
A blonde, in her twenties, from Hungry, always wearing tight lycra tracksuit paints, Claudine was everyone's speed of choice.
