Amber was an undercover spy for Russia.

Tracy was on the North Korean's pay role.

And Kiko, the lowly paid bartender just adored me.

I had no idea she was the daughter of the Yakuza.

But very lucky for us.

After Amber and Tracy played 69 they thought they had the stage.

Kiko pulled out a carbine from under the bar.

She fired two shots.

Between their eyes.

What prompted her action was when each of the catfighters pulled out pistols from their cunts which they intended to aim at us.

Apparently the guns fitted in snugly.

'Whores,' said Kiko, 'only fuck black cock so gun easily fit up their cunt.'

'Spectacular,' said our boss, from Kansas, who wrote us out a cheque, there and then, and suggested we consider recruiting Kiko.

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