I had read the reports of that explorer.

It will ring a bell soon.

A giant squid appeared.

Can you hear the bell ringing yet?

I was somewhere up in the arctic circle, playing ice jumping.

I just needed to get on an ice drift, preferably and express one, that would stop in the harbor of Vladivostock.

'Consider it a done deal,' said the giant squid. Hanging off one of his tentacles, like a mermaid was a hot Asian bitch.

This all sounded very familiar.

'It is,' said Mr. Squid, who pulled out a crate from beneath that surface of the water,' tents, water, booze, everything you'll need to survive the arctic winter.'

He was a considerate squid too, I thought as I watched the igloo self inflate and form into a sturdy land luxurious iving quarter.

'Stole it from a Japanese whaling ship,' said the squid, then the Asian vixen slid down one of his tentacles and onto the ice drift,' she's yours until your reach Vladisvostock.'

What a gentleman, to boot. 

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