Trump was being hounded by both The New York Times and The Washington Post.
He needed good news, and fast.
Hong Kong was the manufacturing center for dildos.
They had gone a long way from painting tips on the end of them.
Hong Kong once flooded the world with cheap shit.
Now it was flooding the market with hi-tech diltronics.
And a shipment was due at a little Vietnamese port sometime this afternoon.
No one would guess that China would use one of its economic colonies for circumventing the tariff war, but I for one was tipped off by Suzie Wong in Macau, who told me containers were relabelled as a Vietnamese container on the onward journey to the most northern coastal city of Vietnam.
China was in for an embarrassing.
The container was easy to spot.
It was colored pink.
And the vessel that moored at the port, Love You Long Time, was easily marked as a Chinese ship trying to disguise itself as a Vietnamese one.
'Just fucking get a photo, access the logs and lets fire it off to Langely.'
Already done, I told Max.
It was now time to explore this port town and wait for China to respond.
'It won't be pretty,' said Max, who said he was really going to reward me.
Hold your horse, I said.
Each day a thousand barges did trade between the two countries.
'The barges coming from the China side are laden with Chinese goods and the port on the Vietnam side, which is owned by the Chinese, are stenciling 'Made in Vietnam' on their containers.'
'We need proof,' said Max.
Done and dusted.
'What do you think I was doing last night while you were fucking the whores that swarmed at the Hilton Hotel for foreign currency?'
'You are my man,' said Max, who had no idea when I set my mind on something, I followed it through to the end.
Neither the New York Times and The Washington Post reported the leak. But the New York Post splashed it on their front page, a real news coup.
Donald rubbed it in by lauding the New York Post on Twitter and said China was slammed with another trillion dollars in tariffs. And for good measure, he ridiculed the Californian governor.
I personally thought it was in relation to Apple, who relocated to China for profits only.
You are either a patriot or not, even I got that.
He needed good news, and fast.
Hong Kong was the manufacturing center for dildos.
They had gone a long way from painting tips on the end of them.
Hong Kong once flooded the world with cheap shit.
Now it was flooding the market with hi-tech diltronics.
And a shipment was due at a little Vietnamese port sometime this afternoon.
No one would guess that China would use one of its economic colonies for circumventing the tariff war, but I for one was tipped off by Suzie Wong in Macau, who told me containers were relabelled as a Vietnamese container on the onward journey to the most northern coastal city of Vietnam.
China was in for an embarrassing.
The container was easy to spot.
It was colored pink.
And the vessel that moored at the port, Love You Long Time, was easily marked as a Chinese ship trying to disguise itself as a Vietnamese one.
'Just fucking get a photo, access the logs and lets fire it off to Langely.'
Already done, I told Max.
It was now time to explore this port town and wait for China to respond.
'It won't be pretty,' said Max, who said he was really going to reward me.
Hold your horse, I said.
Each day a thousand barges did trade between the two countries.
'The barges coming from the China side are laden with Chinese goods and the port on the Vietnam side, which is owned by the Chinese, are stenciling 'Made in Vietnam' on their containers.'
'We need proof,' said Max.
Done and dusted.
'What do you think I was doing last night while you were fucking the whores that swarmed at the Hilton Hotel for foreign currency?'
'You are my man,' said Max, who had no idea when I set my mind on something, I followed it through to the end.
Neither the New York Times and The Washington Post reported the leak. But the New York Post splashed it on their front page, a real news coup.
Donald rubbed it in by lauding the New York Post on Twitter and said China was slammed with another trillion dollars in tariffs. And for good measure, he ridiculed the Californian governor.
I personally thought it was in relation to Apple, who relocated to China for profits only.
You are either a patriot or not, even I got that.
