Rebecca turned up, just like that.
We were both surprised.
She was wearing orange lip gloss with a sprinkling of angel dust.
'One kiss from me, and you'll be down for the count.'
I wouldn't mind being knocked out by her.
'And that woman who just sat down at the table next to me is my twin sister.'
Just as I thought.
'And we have been penetrating the drug cartels for years.'
'More like they have been penetrating you,' said Max.
She wasn't impressed with his male chauvinism and expressed it with a kick between his groins.
'And my stilettos are steal capped.'
She was a live wire.
'So what do you have planned,' she asked as she gestured for her sister to join us at the table.
Star Fucks, I muttered to Max.
He was still seeing stars.
'And I bet he's enjoyed every moment of the groin shot,' said Rebecca's sister who said she was Mary.
I said a few hail marys in the hope that I could sack the twins.
I was seeing stars too.
Mary could read my thoughts a mile away and she did me good with her pink stilettos.
Gone were the day of passive Asians stroking our egos. Here we were dealing with tough bitches who knew what they wanted and how they got it.
'1000 dollars a day is my rate,' said Rebecca, who was now tenderly stroking my greyish hair.
'We have a soft side to us,' said Mary, who started massaging my groin.
'It will get hard again,' said Rebecca,' but for now you'll have to grin and bear it.'
Max loved their form and pulled out cash from his bum bag and paid up his new recruits in hard cash.
They were ours now.
'Only for the next 24 hours,' said Rebecca.
I suppose a round in the sack wasn't out of the question?
I was out for the count, and five minutes later I was nursing a black eye.
As I said, they were live wires, these Colombian chickadees.
We were both surprised.
She was wearing orange lip gloss with a sprinkling of angel dust.
'One kiss from me, and you'll be down for the count.'
I wouldn't mind being knocked out by her.
'And that woman who just sat down at the table next to me is my twin sister.'
Just as I thought.
'And we have been penetrating the drug cartels for years.'
'More like they have been penetrating you,' said Max.
She wasn't impressed with his male chauvinism and expressed it with a kick between his groins.
'And my stilettos are steal capped.'
She was a live wire.
'So what do you have planned,' she asked as she gestured for her sister to join us at the table.
Star Fucks, I muttered to Max.
He was still seeing stars.
'And I bet he's enjoyed every moment of the groin shot,' said Rebecca's sister who said she was Mary.
I said a few hail marys in the hope that I could sack the twins.
I was seeing stars too.
Mary could read my thoughts a mile away and she did me good with her pink stilettos.
Gone were the day of passive Asians stroking our egos. Here we were dealing with tough bitches who knew what they wanted and how they got it.
'1000 dollars a day is my rate,' said Rebecca, who was now tenderly stroking my greyish hair.
'We have a soft side to us,' said Mary, who started massaging my groin.
'It will get hard again,' said Rebecca,' but for now you'll have to grin and bear it.'
Max loved their form and pulled out cash from his bum bag and paid up his new recruits in hard cash.
They were ours now.
'Only for the next 24 hours,' said Rebecca.
I suppose a round in the sack wasn't out of the question?
I was out for the count, and five minutes later I was nursing a black eye.
As I said, they were live wires, these Colombian chickadees.
