Rebecca had a Ph.D. in sexology.

She knew about her two holes and what fitted in them.

'I'm pretty good at oral hygiene too,' she said.

This was the official interview.

We were at LA Cafe sinking a few cold ones.

'You mean you use Listerine after swallowing? asked Max, who was holding a clipboard and making notes.

I couldn't help notice the work that went into Rebecca's interview clobber.

She was dressed up like Ginger from Gilligan's Island.

She even had that love mole near her cheek and had her hair done up in the 1960s style that has tormented many a boy over the years.

The dress Rebecca was wearing:

It screamed of I'VE GOT MASSIVE HOOTERS AND I'M GOING  TO TORMENT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BY WEARING A SKIMPY WHITE SUMMER DRESS.

To the question Max asked,  before Rebecca answered,  for effect,  she jiggled  her  massive boobs around her tight fitting summer dress that was  so flimsy it  was almost transparent, and  eventually answered  in  her best  sultry Ginger accent that would give Gilligan a hardon, 'I only gargle on cum.'

'You are hired, officially,' said Max.

'Welcome to Big Tit Inc.' I continued.

This Cebu chick wouldn't only break many hearts, her killer tits might be the difference between a successful and a failed mission.



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