Things are getting weirder by the minute.
Sarawak didn't become part of Malaysia until 1963, reluctantly six years after Malaysia achieved Independence status.
It doesn't want to be part of a federation. There's resistance.
Everyone speaks English, then add Malay, or Chinese, or even local Iban or a slew of Chinese dialects. It's a fifty fifty break down, but English must be used. It's almost like showing off. 'Isn't that amazing' then more of the local language, and then, sneakily interjected, ' I just can't wait.'
I thought they were doing it for my sake. Aren't us travelers vain and glorious bastards?
I don't think we can work together, I told the sales lady. The clothes were too small.
It got a laugh out of them. They understood me.
I have a complaint to make, I told Georgina at Pizz Hut.
She looked at me gravely.
'Your food was too delicious.'
I had warned them that I'm one of these types of tourists who love nothing better than getting on their website and giving feedback.
Then the two ladies waiting for their pizza went into a giggle fit.
They actually thought it was funny.
I actually thought it was funny.
But the lady at another shirt shop didn't think it was funny when I applied for a job there when the advertisement outside clearly stated they wanted a female sales lady.
What it really wanted was a young white skinned Iban with big tits. But you have to read into these kind of adds.
Sarawak didn't become part of Malaysia until 1963, reluctantly six years after Malaysia achieved Independence status.
It doesn't want to be part of a federation. There's resistance.
Everyone speaks English, then add Malay, or Chinese, or even local Iban or a slew of Chinese dialects. It's a fifty fifty break down, but English must be used. It's almost like showing off. 'Isn't that amazing' then more of the local language, and then, sneakily interjected, ' I just can't wait.'
I thought they were doing it for my sake. Aren't us travelers vain and glorious bastards?
I don't think we can work together, I told the sales lady. The clothes were too small.
It got a laugh out of them. They understood me.
I have a complaint to make, I told Georgina at Pizz Hut.
She looked at me gravely.
'Your food was too delicious.'
I had warned them that I'm one of these types of tourists who love nothing better than getting on their website and giving feedback.
Then the two ladies waiting for their pizza went into a giggle fit.
They actually thought it was funny.
I actually thought it was funny.
But the lady at another shirt shop didn't think it was funny when I applied for a job there when the advertisement outside clearly stated they wanted a female sales lady.
What it really wanted was a young white skinned Iban with big tits. But you have to read into these kind of adds.
